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Intelektualac je čovek koji je otkrio nešto zanimljivije od seksa. Oldos Haksli

Daj mi primere molim te,baš me zanima kad,gde i ko...

"Lav Tolstoj je jako voleo da svira balalajku ali,nazalost,nije umeo.I tako,sedi on,pise Rat i mir,a u glavi sve misli "Tran-tran-tran-trin-tran-tran"
(Danil Harms)

,,Do jednostavnosti treba narasti". Gogolj

Marsel Prust:

-Naša ljubav prema drugima ne slabi zato što su oni mrtvi, već zato što umiremo mi.

-Što sam više pljeskao to mi se činilo da Berma bolje glumi.

-Samo radi elegancije i dalje se trudim da ostanem moralno čist.

Nepoznati autor:

-Živi život, ako te pojede crv, najeb'o si.

"Lav Tolstoj je takodje veoma voleo decu.Gde god vidi koje dete on ga uhvati pa ga mazi po glavi.Jednom spazi on na ulici Gogolja koji je bio nizak rastom,pomisli da je to dete i potrci za njim da ga pomazi.Gogolj,ne znajuci o cemu je rec,dade se u beg.Sve to je video i jedan zandar pa potrci i on za njima da ispita slucaj.Tako,trci Gogolj,za njim Tolstoj,a za njima obojicom zandar.Posle ce strana stampa pisati kako vlast u Rusiji progoni pisce."
(Danil Harms)

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Sir Winston Churchill

Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve.

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
Billy Joel

Women seem wicked
when you're unwanted.
Jim Morrison (The Doors), "People are strange"

Love to be loved,
Hate to be hated,
Love not to be hated,
Hate not to be loved.

I may be in the gutter, but I'm looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde

Don't eat yellow snow.
Frank Zappa

To think before you talk is like wiping your ass before you shit.
Arne Anka

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
Herman Hesse

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain

We must either find a way or make one.
Hannibal

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
Virginia Woolf

I don't believe in stereotypes, I prefer to hate people on a more personal basis

This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Euripides

Whenever you fall, pick something up.
Oswald Avery

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
Freidrich Nietzsche

If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Japanese proverb

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity!

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway.

Velika je stvar voleti a jos veca biti voljen

Život je kurva, i onda umreš....

"Kada jedan covek umre, to je tragedija.Kada umre hiljadu to je statistika."
Josif Visarinovic Dzugasvili Staljin.
"Kad sam bio mlad, mislio sam da je novac sve u zivotu.Sad kad sam ostario, vidim da jeste"
Ernest Hemingvej

"Ružnoća nad lepotom ima tu prednost što lepota prolazi, a ružnoća ostaje" - Honore de Balzac.
"Denny Crane" - Denny Crane

Honestus est offendere quam odisse.
Casnije je vredjati nego mrzeti!

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -R.A.H.

Shared happiness is double the happiness; Shared sorrow is half the sorrow. -Unknown

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“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”

"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."

“Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive.”

Gerard Way

Ovaj je genijalan:

"Nama ženama potrebna je lepota da bi nas muškarci voleli, a glupost da bismo mi volele muškarce" - Coco Chanel

"I am trying to prove to myself that I am a person. Then may be I'll convince myself that I'm an actress."

"It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone."

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

Marilyn Monroe

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

No Matter how big you think you are in this world, at the end of the day everybody still has to wipe their own ass.
Howard Stern

I spent most of my money one booze, drugs and women... The rest I wasted!

Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

There are two times when to keep your mouth shut: When swimming and when angry.

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music."
George Carlin

"If" is the biggest word, for only two letters.
Patrick Meehan

Million to one chances happen nine times out of ten.
Terry Pratchett

To be alone is the greatest freedom.
To feel alone is the lowest prison.

Scars are tattoos with better stories

Some of your best memories are told to you by others.

Your stupidity is directly proportional to the amount of people staring at you

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Save water- shower with you girlfriend.

The difference between a smart man and a wise one is this: A smart man can work his way out of a difficulty that the wise man will not get into in the first place.

Life is truly good when you can enjoy the rain.
Allen Blanks

A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Polish proverb

"Not all who wander are lost"
J.R.R. Tolkien

I know what it is I seek, and yet I know that I cannot find it here. But I feel that such dreams cannot exist without some sort of influence, and so I live with the encouragement that if I dream it, I will find it.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Buddha

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Citat:How can you create an epoch when you cannot see every detail? Your tough mind will not serve you. This is where you are weak.

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treba bosnu bio je genocid tamo

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Tvrd je ora voćka čudnovata

Rita Ora ?

Mimi Ora

bora oro

Ora Ejdanić

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јбт сви читају вукајлије и онај бојан са аутомобилима и овај славија лик и онај водитељ што је нестору цитирао несторијанце имамо много већи утицај него што мислимо зато ЈОВА бауља по форуму скупља податке говнар удбаш треба га бановати одма

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eo kae ovaj elektro auto iz kragujevca ce se zove

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ти на струју ће пропасти чим се појаве

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Citat:"a nije vam valjala kamala haris"

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Evo plačem

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