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Ovo-ono, izreke, stihovi, izvale, biseri, hiljade i hiljade trbušnjaka, sklekova... Nešto relativno poučno.

Intelektualac je čovek koji je otkrio nešto zanimljivije od seksa. Oldos Haksli

Život je kurva, i onda umreš....

"Kada jedan covek umre, to je tragedija.Kada umre hiljadu to je statistika."
Josif Visarinovic Dzugasvili Staljin.
"Kad sam bio mlad, mislio sam da je novac sve u zivotu.Sad kad sam ostario, vidim da jeste"
Ernest Hemingvej

"Ružnoća nad lepotom ima tu prednost što lepota prolazi, a ružnoća ostaje" - Honore de Balzac.
"Denny Crane" - Denny Crane

Honestus est offendere quam odisse.
Casnije je vredjati nego mrzeti!

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -R.A.H.

Shared happiness is double the happiness; Shared sorrow is half the sorrow. -Unknown

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“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”

"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."

“Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive.”

Gerard Way

Ovaj je genijalan:

"Nama ženama potrebna je lepota da bi nas muškarci voleli, a glupost da bismo mi volele muškarce" - Coco Chanel

"I am trying to prove to myself that I am a person. Then may be I'll convince myself that I'm an actress."

"It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone."

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

Marilyn Monroe

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

No Matter how big you think you are in this world, at the end of the day everybody still has to wipe their own ass.
Howard Stern

I spent most of my money one booze, drugs and women... The rest I wasted!

Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

There are two times when to keep your mouth shut: When swimming and when angry.

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music."
George Carlin

"If" is the biggest word, for only two letters.
Patrick Meehan

Million to one chances happen nine times out of ten.
Terry Pratchett

To be alone is the greatest freedom.
To feel alone is the lowest prison.

Scars are tattoos with better stories

Some of your best memories are told to you by others.

Your stupidity is directly proportional to the amount of people staring at you

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Save water- shower with you girlfriend.

The difference between a smart man and a wise one is this: A smart man can work his way out of a difficulty that the wise man will not get into in the first place.

Life is truly good when you can enjoy the rain.
Allen Blanks

A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Polish proverb

"Not all who wander are lost"
J.R.R. Tolkien

I know what it is I seek, and yet I know that I cannot find it here. But I feel that such dreams cannot exist without some sort of influence, and so I live with the encouragement that if I dream it, I will find it.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Buddha

“Do or don’t, there is no try”
Master Yoda

-Moje pravilo se sastoji u tome što uvek računam na izuzetke.- ( Likok )

-Sanjalice su karakterom jače nego takozvani realisti. Oni su manje skloni razočarenju, makar živeli više u fikcijama nego u istinama... San je druga stvarnost i najveća stvarnost, jer današnji sn, to je sutrašnja istina.- ( Dučić )

-Žene nisu nikada tako jake kao kad se naoružaju vlastitim slabostima.- ( Defo )

Mozda je bilo al ajd

Mudrosti Homera Simpsona

"Sine, kada učestvuješ u sportu, nije bitno jesi li pobedio ili izgubio, već koliko se napiješ posle svega."

"Deco, dali ste sve od sebe i gadno ste omanuli. Pouka je: nikada ne pokušavaj."

"Ja obično nisam čovek koji se moli, ali ako si negde gore, molim te, spasi me, Supermene!"

"Želim da nešto podelim sa vama – tri kratke rečenice koje će vam pomoći u životu. Prva: Je l’ možeš da me zameniš? Druga: Dobra ideja, šefe! Treća: Bilo je tako kad sam došao."

"Ja nisam loš čovek. Ja radim vredno i volim svoju decu. Zašto, onda, moram da provedem pola nedelje slušajući o tome da ću otići u pakao."

"Mardž, mnogo ćeš mi nedostajati. I to ne samo zbog seksa već i zbog pripremanja hrane."

"Mogao bih se sutra probuditi mrtav."

"Nisam u stanju da vozim. Stani malo. Ne moram da slušam sebe, ja sam pijan."

"Ne možeš stalno kriviti sebe. Okrivi sebe jednom i nastavi dalje."

"Deco, deco, neću umreti. To se samo dešava lošim ljudima."

"Nazdravimo za alkohol – uzrok i rešenje svih životnih problema."

"Ljudi mogu da nađu statistiku da dokažu bilo šta. S tim je upoznato 14 odsto ljudi."

"Ako zaista želiš da postigneš nešto u životu moraš da radiš za to. Sada tišina, počinje izvlačenje LOTO-a."

"Mardž, za laganje je potrebno dvoje: jedan da laže i drugi da ga sluša."

"Krofne. Postoji li nešto što one ne mogu da učine?"

"Prava glupost pobeđuje veštačku intaligenciju svaki put"
"Bogovi ne vole ljude koji ne rade, kad ljudi ne rade oni počinju da misle"
Terry Pratchett
"Kad imaš sve, ne vidiš ništa progledaš tek kad nemaš ništa"
Vilijam Šekspir

Deco nemojte lagati!Od laganja ce te postati sterilni!
Mr. Garison iz saut parka

Postenije je vredjati nego mrzeti

Alea iacta est (kocka je bačena)
Pomislim svaki put kad prijavljujem ispit...
Inače, ima i poučnih:
Abusus abusuum invocat, vivere tota vita discendum est
(približno - greška za sobom povlači grešku, ali čovek se uči dok je živ)!

Venite a mne omnis, ki stomako labarotis, ego vos.

Someone asked me if i wanted a frozen banana...i said no, but i want a regular banana later...so yea

dingospow pepsi

Citat:Što se Djindje tiče, jedino za čim žalim je što nije dovoljno dugo poživeo da i ovi što ga smatraju za Mesiju nisu imali priliku da vide šta je i ko je.. Mada, s obzirom na našu tradiciju, verujem da bi čak i tada to bila slepa ljubav, i da ne bi mogao ni konkretnim primerima da im izbaciš iz glave da je on taj 'odabrani'.

Citat:How can you create an epoch when you cannot see every detail? Your tough mind will not serve you. This is where you are weak.

Citat:Cara™
treba bosnu bio je genocid tamo

uuu brate dosta ne mogu vise, ide pliduu na block jebo ovo

Tvrd je ora voćka čudnovata

Rita Ora ?

Mimi Ora

bora oro

Ora Ejdanić

Citat:zdrav covek ima hiljadu zelja a BOLESNIK samo jednu:

DA SE VANREDNO OBRATI NACIJI

https://youtu.be/7E8pS2a2j_c?si=6JwAkaVTxfJMFebn&t=31

ahahahah

јбт сви читају вукајлије и онај бојан са аутомобилима и овај славија лик и онај водитељ што је нестору цитирао несторијанце имамо много већи утицај него што мислимо зато ЈОВА бауља по форуму скупља податке говнар удбаш треба га бановати одма

lol

eo kae ovaj elektro auto iz kragujevca ce se zove

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како другачије
ти на струју ће пропасти чим се појаве

Citat:Чини ми се да сам превише важних тренутака просуо, уместо да сам их згуснуо у нешто трајно.

Citat:"a nije vam valjala kamala haris"

jovor

Evo plačem

Citat:SRBIJA IZVEZLA 100.000 GANCIJA U NEMAČKU, PA UVOZI NOVE, KOJI HOĆE DA RADE