PREVODILAČKI IZAZOV: Ko ovo prevede svaka mu čast!

Gajbu piva? Meni? Pa ti bi cirozu jetre da mi napakuješ?

Tulume, ako neće ona ima ko hoće. :)

evo preveo sam i ja, ako je bitno vise, svejedno nemam pametnija posla :)

The morning
half past five
I got up
went to the loo
then I saw
garden full of water!
Where did the water come form- there was no rain.
It's summer, sun is shining- August,
then I realized, a septic tank was overflowing,
Nevermind, I took a phone and called,
We'll come Savo, today.
ok
come, you can come.
They didn't come today
I called tomorrow, nothing again,
I called in a month, still nothing!
Well, I swear to God you will come fast, and you will come all!
Police will come
Ambulance will come
Firefighters will come.
They are chessing cards there
playing chess, playing cards
they have 20, 50 thousand dinars salary
while miserable poor people have no bread to eat!
well no more friend!
I took a wooden cross
I made a cross
stabbed it near the septic tank and wrote:
I jumped into a tank
because of kikinda's fagots
whores
billionaires
**** nemam pojma sta bi moglo za jajare da stoji
hypocrites
then I climbed to attic
In less than a half an hour
3 communal trucks are coming to empty the septic tank
they emptied the tank
all but half meter of shit (jbg malo je drugacije)
then, when all the thickest remained
they dig the shit bare handedly
and put it into baskets, trying to get me out of the tank!
when they emptied the tank
they see, no Savo, no man- where's the man
It is the street Dositejeva 21/19
then I spoke from the attic:
Did I tell you, you will come?
Fuck all yours living and dead!
I could sue, but I didn't want, I was merciful
If I sued- 500 dinars every day
500 dinars for 30 days how much money is it?
it's 150 000 dinars.

But they didn't leave, no, they wanted to kick my ass!
Kikinda's hypocrites, fagots and demons!
No way friend!
Get the fuck out of my yard!
The end! that's how I learned them a lesson
all of them!
kikinda's fagots
and whores
and idiots
and hypocrites
so long kikinda you fuckin' dickhole! (tu je zajebano jer nema bas mnogo psovki za kurac u engleskom, mozda ono suck my cock ali to je to)

Znaci jajare i ovo na kraju "kikindo na kurac te nabijem" su zajebani pa ako nekom pada nesto na pamet nek sugestira

"Mala, dođi da izbalaviš kočić."

E, ko ovo prevede, ima gajbu piva

Baby, come dribble all over my love stick!

Preždero sam se varenike i sav se udrizgo.

Kako se kaže šćaše na engleskom?

ajd ovu psovku: majke ti ga sponabutam!

sponatutkam valjda? :)

Како бисте превели "Old man Time" на српски? Хитно ми је!

Ma kurac, ignorisi me, sad se probudih.

Ма јок бре! Мисли се на персонификацију самог времена, у виду једног старца. Е сад, знао бих ја то превести буквално, "Старац Време", ал' контам да постоји нека боља варијација?

Znam ja, znam ja!
Postoji;)

Чуо сам негде за тај појам, и сад ми очајнички треба, ал' преведен!
Не зајебавај :P

Covek starih vremena? Pokusavam da pomognem bre:)) Otkud ti taj pojam uopste?

http://www.lyricsmania.com/old_man_time_lyrics_kate_rusby.html, ово је нпр. нешто што ми Гугл избацује, но није то то. Бог зна одакле ми. Вероватно из неких стрипова, или тако нечег.

Slavisa, jebiga. Moj najbolji shot je covek starih vremena ili tako neki kurac. Cekaj da dodje Jimmy Choo.

XD

Ја бих то превео ''Чика Антика''. :))

Чика Древни. Можда.

They emptied the pit
half meter to shit

Ahahahahah! :D

khm ja ću vam pomoći šjutra, kad budem bio sav svoj pa možda i rešimo :D

Oronulo vreme.

Мислим да је Вехбија на правом путу. Није чича у центру пажње, већ време. Можда само "старост".
А ако је ипак чича централан, онда "старац Фочо од стотину љета".

Evo,ja prevedoh nusica: Oh,you won`t,even if you were a God`s gruel! :D nadam se da je dobro.

Ja da se vratim na Savu. Jel bi moglo za jajare dickheads?

Mislim da je OLD MAN TIME starost. Ništa komplikovano.