Legendarne recenice iz filmova

"I belive in America..."

The Expendables(2010)

Barney Ross - Sylvester Stallone
Trench - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Mr.Church - Bruce Willis

Trench: Well, I'm busy right now. So give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross: sarcastically Right.
Mr. Church: Uncertain That's right.
Trench: to Barney Hey, how about dinner?
Barney Ross: Yeah, when?
Trench: In a thousand years?
Barney Ross: Too soon.
Trench walks off

Mr. Church: Confused; about Trench What's his fucking problem?
Barney Ross: He wants to be president.

Dodge this - Matrix

Fuck you, but have a nice day!

Нема даље:

Biciklo nije mo'e. Uuuzi ga za uspomenu.

Priđi k' Rumenci!
Ko je dobacivao za stolom?
Ja bio člani biblioteeeke god'nu daaana, j**o teee!
("Radovan III")

Ovo su neki čobani, budale!
("Balkanski špijun")

Jagodinka Simonović, Jagodinka Simonović...
("Varljivo leto '68")

Dolče i Gabana, a? Pa, i njega ćemo da hapsimo, da znaš!
("Munje")

I sad, ovo nije film, ali ne znam da li ima neko ko se nije nasmejao replici:

- Kićo, mi ovde ne pušimo!
- Blago vama!
("Ljubav, navika, panika")

:)

This is Natalya. (Ljubi je u usta) She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.(pokazuje pehar) -Borat

Ali ti ne razumes covece, ona SIJA!Pa vodi je u mrak da ti sija. - kad porastem bicu kengur
i
Sve semenke sveta ujedinite se!
I zvinjavam se ako je bilo.

"Frankly,my dear,I don't give a damn" -Gone with the wind

Borat:
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium"
"Nice... how much?"
"I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
"I want to buy a car with pussy magnet."
"My name i' Borat, I come a-from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your War of Terror.
May we show our support for our boys in Iraq.
May U.S. and A kill every single terrorist.
May George Bush a-drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child of Iraq.
May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert. (sve propraćeno tapšanjem"
"Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?"

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Big Chris: It's been emotional.

Дај другарице, ако Бога знаш!

"Nije Stojane pomesao si,muz joj je bio hrvat,ona je nasa"
"Ma kurac nasa sa ovakvim ponasanjem"
Rane

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"Ionako ako ostane sa mladicima... Lazo kako sam te ono naucio?"
"Napunicemo je glavicima"
"Hvala Bogu'
Lepa sela lepo gore

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"Kako se osecas kad popijes sok od maline?' profesionalac

Show me the money! - Jerry Maguire

Inspector Lestrade: In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made and excellent criminal.
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you excellent policeman. - Sherlock Holmes

Baj d vej, ono sto je Đoni stavio! Nobody puts baby in corner! Vrh!

-IJU LOPOV!
-Nisam ja lopov gospođo, ja sam jebač!
-IJU JEBAČ!

-iz mi nismo anđeli 2

-UŠO MAJMUN U TENAK

-andergraund

-brate, skloni nogu
-što brate
-pa brate...vonja
-pa brate ova noga je prelazila autobuske stanice i ...
-pa boli me brate, svejedno vonja

-kad porastem biću kengur(po sećanju sam pisao, nije baš najpreciznije)

Say hello to my little friend - Scarface

Dorothy Boyd: You had me at 'hello. - Jerry Meguire

Clyde Barrow: We rob banks. - Bonnie and Clyde

Tiana: The dog just spoke to me.
Prince: If you are going to let every little thing bother you its going to be a very long night. - Princess and the Frog

"You want the truth you can't handle the truth"-neki sa tom kruzom
"You talkin' to me"-Taxi driver
"You come to me and you ask me for a favor"-The godfather
"Your father knew Hayman Roth your father did buisness with Hayman Roth but he never trusted Hayman Roth"-The godfather 2

E moj Bogoje.Citajuci nenapisane knjige zaboravio si one napisane.A u tim si knjigama mogao da procitas da je pastir bio i dvaput krsteni,veliki zupan srpski Stevan Nemanja.I njegov sin Stefan prvovencani kralj.I Sveti Sava ravnoapostol i Stefan Uros drugi,kralj Milutin i Stefan Dusan silni,srpski car.Mogao si da vidis i da procitas da ti pastiri nisu gubili ovce,da srpski narod sa njima nije bio stado ovaca sto blejeci ide na klanje.Da su pred njima uzmicali i lavovi.Pa bi na osnovu onoga sto je bilo mogao da vidis i ono sto ce biti,a bice...bice da ce se i danas na Kosovu naci pastir pred cijom ce rukom ustuknuti onaj koji dosad ni pred kim nije ustuknuo,a Murat i njegov sin,porod kujin i aspirin,stene lavovo i vasiliskovo i da ce neko sunce makar i kroz mnogo stotina godina,goneci s vrhova te gavrane i pacove izgrejati i obasjati srbiju,ako ga ukresemo danas.

Kosovski Boj,Obilic.

Uostalom kompletan scenario je remek delo.

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather

- Danas žene mogu biti šta god požele.
- Znam, moja mama je vodoinstalater!

Some kind of Wonderful, 1987

Dragi, hoću da ti izbalavim kočić.

V for Vendetta

V: (Evey pulls out her mace) I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
(carves V into poster on wall)
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
(giggles)
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?
Evey Hammond: I'm Evey.
V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey Hammond: What does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.

Ova scene je tako fenomenalna i genijalna. Makar po mom mišljenju.

"Da se nosiš u pičku materinu i ti, i pičke, i obrazovanje, i... Mrš u pičku materinu!!"
"Mi smo sedeli tu i duvali.. duvanili.. smo cigarete."
"Ljudi vi ste mene vadno popišavi danas"
"Mogli bi na piće?" "Mogli bi da ja nisam klošar"
"B'ate.. Bože"

Ma ima ih dosta nmg sve da ih nabrajam, Kad Porastem Biću Kengur, mnogo je epski film.

"-Је ли , што те зову Мачак?
-Шта те боли курац!"