Legendarne recenice iz filmova

Pa evo, ima puno legendarnih recenica iz filmova koje se koriste svakodnevno, i zato mislim da je ta tema zasluzila svoje mesto na forumu.
Kada navodite recenicu, bilo bi dobro da navedete i iz kog je filma, ali ako ne znate nije obavezno, neko drugi ce se verovatno setiti.

Da pocnem...

"Vozi Misko" - Ko to tamo peva-

:-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hedzeQam15k

Džek Nikolson, mizantrop u 'Dobro da bolje ne može biti', na neku dirljivu životnu priču blabla.
Prevod po naški - 'Ja bih bio najsrećniji čovek na svetu da me to pali'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJszCsd0hrk Последња реченица и углавном све ''Witch King''-ове реченице су јебачке. Посебно због гласа.

"Код нас у селу кад неко неког мрзи само га позове у лов и...чрм!"-Ђуро (Балкански шпијун)

- Што дете може да те разочара, то не може нико. Јебемти децу и ко их измисли.
Мачак из "Сабирног центра"

Samuel L. Jackson, Ezequiel 25:17 iz Pulp Fiction-a, mislim da svi znaju o čemu se radi.
Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

- Language was developed for one endeavor, and that is - Mr. Anderson? Come on, are you a man or an amoeba?
-Mr. Perry?
-To communicate?
-No! To woo women!
Džon Kiting, Društvo mrtvih pesnika.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWePWdF0tXk&feature=related

Ima puno boljih,narocito iz nasih filmova,ali je umrem od smeha kad vidim ovo! :D S obzirom da sam gledao skoro,poslednjih para dana samo idem po kuci i vicem RELAX! :D :D

'' Od kada smo pantiću na ti?
Од данас смо ти на мрш у пизду материну!

Дупе вам је зинуло за паре!
Тесна кожа, Мита, јуче гледао по 3464 пут па се сетио

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc8xMN1p8zw

Brett: What?
Jules: :overturns the small table in the room: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in "What"?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying.
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like.
Brett: What...?
Jules: ;points gun directly in Brett's face: Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Brett: He-he's black.
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
Jules: :shoots Brett in the shoulder; Brett screams:

Ovo je više dijalog , al' mi je nekako epic i antologijski.. PETPARAČKE PRIČE JEBU

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All right, fellas... let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could.
Анђели гарава лица

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSDhhZtRwFU&feature=share

'You know something, Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.'- Bred Pit, 'Prokletnici'

'Jesus Christ!'
'You go to hell and you die.'
'Oh, yeah! Fuck yeah!'
'What seems to be the oficer, problem?'
'But, mieaam...'
Saut Park

'Come with me if you want to live.'- Švarci, 'Terminator 2'

'You talkin' to me?'- De Niro, 'Taksista'

'You are terminated, fucker!'- Sara Konor

'I order you not to go!'- Džon Konor

'They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write fuck on their airplanes because it's obscene!'- Marlon Brando, 'Apokalipsa danas'

"Bazinga."

"Show me the money!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWtYvvp9u98&feature=related

Na 0:44

"I see dead people."

U "Dečko koji obećava" kada Berčekov leća gleda tv dok ovaj peva onu gej pesmu sa Kojom iz Discipline Kičme, okrene se prema kevi i kaže "Ugasi, to sramota". Naj trve stvar ikada.

SEREM VAM SE U TON FILM!

Mrsko mi da čitam sve postove, evo nekih fora iz glave:

" Sad ćete vi meni lepo da pevate " - Žikina dinastija
" Paja je moj drug, a vi ste kum " - Kamiondžije
" Koji, koji Paja? " - Kamiondžije
" Liiiiiiistić " - Tesna koža
" Ko je počeo rat? " - Ničija zemlja
" Ya man " - Ledena staza (jedna od najdražih)
" Žiko, a čiji je ono točak? " - Žikina dinastija
" Paro " - Devdas (za laike, Devdas je po meni najbolji indijski film ikada, a Paro je glavna uloga u filmu koju je odglumila Aišvarija Rai)
" Nema više gospode u Sarajevu " - Ljeto u zlatnoj dolini

itd, itd. :)

Student nije zapalio!

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

http://y2u.be/unKzVED9FTQ

Ekonomizacija je majka opstanka u ovim kriznim vremenima...

YOU WANNA GO HOUM OR YOU WANNA GO TO JAIL?

Godfather 1: ''I' ll give him an offer which he can't refuse.''
Die Hard 1: ''I' ll count to three, there will be no four.''
Terminator 2: ''I' ll be back.''
Scarface:''Say hello to my little friend.''
Pulp Fiction: ''Zed is dead baybe, Zed is dead.''

Asta la vista bejbi

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Zaboravih to. Mada mislim da sam dobre naveo!

Tvoje znam za razliku od nieninih njegovu ne znam ni jednu

Goodfellas: ''As far as I can remember, I have always wanted to be a gangstar.''

+1 bulet

Amarcord
http://i.imgur.com/Xua8Ipf.png

-Šta sad radi?
-JEBE.
-E, to je već stvar režije.

Žikina dinastija
-Sido, rodila si idiota.
-More, ja sam se za idiota i udala.

-Gde je glava?
-Glava nije važna.
-Kako nije važna, otpala ti, dabogda?
Tesna koža

Lucky Number Slevin

"My father used to say: "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."

povodom dana žena
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifs9yWPAp5s

Hahahahah :D