Legendarne recenice iz filmova

The Dark Knight i legendarna Jokerova-

Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.....I'm an agent of chaos....Oh, you know a thing about chaos...It's fear!

da li je moguce da niko nije pomenuo cuvenu repliku iz Munja, cesto koriscenu u voznji!?

gazi, ko ga jebe, sto nije ucio skolu!!!

Chris Tucker, Rush Hour.
Wipe yourself off, man. You dead.

Hm...:-)

How about a little fire, scarecrow?

Taj mi je najdojajniji od sviju.

Ne znam da l' je bilo, ali

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

Ma nesto je meni govorilo: Obesi se Petre, obesi se!!! - Sabirni centar

To si ti pogresno okrenuo na gore, pa sam ja to okrenuo na dole - Ckalja kamiondzije (popravka kamiona posle eksplozije, mozda los citat)

There is only one speed. My speed. - the chronicle of riddick

Браво, натнат, за ону претходну. А из истог филма је легендаран и:

"Човек ти је, моја Сенада, тешки хајван. И ово мало душе што има, шејтан му дао да му буде теже."

А из филма Кудуз:
"Чика Шабане, посл'о ме бабо да видим како си?"
"А како! Ево боли ме глава, ребро сломљено, рука ишчашена, зуби отишли..."
"Е не могу ја то запамтит', ја ћу рећ' да си већ умро."

Wipe yourself off, man. You dead.

Ovo sam toliko puta rekao :D

Piiii bree... Jebii ga... Akumulator ti se ispraznio, znas.... Verovatno ti je oslabio alternator kais, pa ti ne puni dobro. To je zato sto nemas para da ga kupis, zato sto si bedan. -Nikola Kojo, Mehanizam

Убедљиво најбољи глумац, не могу да издвојим која је провала боља! Хахахаха

На ово дефинитвно могу да се смејем још десетак година свакодневно:

Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Baldrick: They certainly are, sir!
Blackadder: Well, forgive me if I don't do a cartwheel of joy. Your record in this department is hardly 100%. So what is it?
Baldrick: We do nothing.
Blackadder: Yup. It's another world-beater!
Baldrick: No, wait. We do nothing... until our heads have actually been cut off.
Blackadder: And then we... spring into action?
Baldrick: Exactly! You know how when you cut a chicken's head off, it runs round and round the farmyard and then out the gate?
Blackadder: haltingly Yyyyyyyeah...?
Baldrick: Well, we wait until our heads have been cut off, then we run round and round, out the gate, and escape! What do you think?
Blackadder: My opinions are rather difficult to express in words, Baldrick. So perhaps I can put it this way... tweaks Baldrick's nose

kad smo kod Crne Guje

Yeah suck it baby. - Roko, true anal stories 16

- I'm hearing confessions tonight, you mother-whoring Irish-nigger! Who’s man are you?! You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!!!

Bande Njujorka

Da izvinite, druže poručniče, pun mi je više kurac njihovog grupisanja.

Nepristojni ljudi:
- "If there's always biscuits in the tin, where's the fun in biscuits?"
- "Too bad you've already got a motto - 'I drink beer, therefore I talk bollocks"
- "Gary doesn't understand periods. He thinks they're something to do with the moon."
- "Bed? Beds are for sleepy people! Let's get a kebab and go to a disco!"
- "I mean, look at the fuss women make about child birth. Now, I'm not saying it doesn't smart a bit, but if blokes did it, I reckon you'd be looking at, what, give birth, have a couple of Paracetamol, maybe a bit of a nap and then back to work within the hour."

"A to što Petrović nema ni kučeta ni mačeta, to je njegova privatna stvar."
Oktoberfest, Petar Kralj.

УДРИ ЛУДИЛО
Сергеј Трифуновић
Буре Барута 98

"Ustaj ženo i pošalji dete neka ide duplati tikete" Iz mjuzikla o kladionici Baje Malog Knindže.

Sneč, Briktop: "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. :3

Drugi jebu a ti se Muzefere kupaj... Pavle Vujisić - Otac na službenom putu
Koje kurčeve litice kad je ovde sve ravno - Nikola Pejaković - Mrtav ladan
Oću da pričamo kao normalni ljudi.. Kako ? Tako što ću da ti razbijem pičku u parampačard!!! - Ivan Jevtović - Nebeska udica

Ja sam hteo samo kafu, a sad ću krvi da vam se napijem! - Dragan Petrović- Točkovi
Majmun uš'o u tenak, biće katastrofa! - Bora Todorović- Underground
Kada je živ, onda je visok, a kad je mrtav onda je dugačak. - Bogdan Diklić- Maratonci
Razumem ja vas ali razumite i vi mene. - Zoran Radmilović- Maratonci
Iskopaće tebe Bili, ja ti kažem. - Bata Stojković- Maratonci
Moj narod je pretežno poljoprivredno stočarskog kafi­lerijskog tipa. - Zoran Radmilović- Kralj Ibi
Pojela si Bambija debela! - Dragan Jovanović- Profesionalac
Sava je za mene najbolji slikar. -Bora Todorović- Profesionalac
O narode! - Zoran Radmilović- Kralj Ibi

Сине, никад не веруј жени која лаже.

Лаза Ристовски-"Андерграунд"

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"You could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive. . .and I saw him dead ."

"He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times "

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