We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
Mnogi su hrabri tek onda kad ne vide nikakav drugi izlaz.
Glasački sistem treba da bude osmišljen tako da se nepismenima onemogući da glasaju. Zašto ja da dozvolim da neko nepismen odlučuje o mojoj sudbini...?
.......................................................... Rambo Amadeus
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
,,My mum always told me-NEVER leave unplugged plug unplugged!''
Рече једном неко,у неком цртаћу
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Jim Rohn
"Nisu stvari skupe, već ja nemam para da ih kupim. Znači problem je u meni."
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Ja sam veoma zabrinut. A cime se vi bavite?
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Pametan si. Nađi rešenje.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Nije lako ni budala biti.
-It's a special place.
-'Special' as in 'unique, fabulous, one-of-a-kind' or 'special' as in 'there are schools that can teach me to dress myself'?
Zašto svi vole život kada niko iz njega ne izlazi živ (?)
"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... London."
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
God loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Ko god svoju mudrost bazira na citatima drugih ljudi i nicemu vise, nije nista drugo do mudroser bez maste.
rekao Ja
Ooo Obelikse, što ti reče Otaku...
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
"Otkriću ja to leglo droge!"
"I'm so broke I can't even pay attention." - Tom Waits
George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
највише људи хвали се својом добротом, али ко ће наћи човека истинитог?
Приче Соломонове
Albert Einstein:
... Najljepše što možemo doživjeti je ono što je tajanstveno. To je temeljni osjećaj koji stoji u zametku svake umjetnosti i znanosti.
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
