Omegle

http://www.omegle.com
'aj'.

Faking nolajfers.

Сјајно за лупање глупости - додуше онај клевербот има и неку сврху, ваљда га користе да развијају вештачку инталигенцију коју после убацују у игрице...

Citat:Festival kobasica, retko kad nabasam na neku ribu sto snima pornic ili pokazuje sise.

Phahah.

Pa jeste.

Bla, bla, bla, bla...... sranje u bojama http://besplatne-slike.net/objekti-stvari/slides/stari-kovani-katanac-gvozdeni.jpg

Omegle shit, samo Indijci vise tamo.

ja idem kad sam bolestan pa ne smem da mrdnem iz kuce...mada ponekad i kad dodju ortaci pa zajebavamo ljude...

hahahahahaa ja sam bolestan, i od toga se ne odvajam to me jedino drzi normalnim jer ja iz kuce ne smem da izadjem skoro, mada sam nasao par lepih devojaka normalnih, ali vecinom su bolesni ako kazes da si musko ispale te :D

To mi je glavno sredstvo da mi brže prođe dan. Obožavam da trolujem na Omegle-u.

Citat:You: Hi
Stranger: hey 16 year old female
You: Oh really
Stranger: yeah you?
You: Im 19 transsexual
Stranger: So you are a.... what?
You: M2F
Stranger: Ohh crazy life huh?
You: No, why?
Stranger: just wondering. why did you go female?
You: That's what I am on the inside
Stranger: Oh thats cool. I've never talked to a transsexual before. did it hurt?
You: No silly
You: Why would it hurt?
Stranger: How does it work? Like do you have girl parts now? and wouldnt it be sore?
You: Well, not yet
You: I receive hormons for now
You: girl hormons
Stranger: oh you havent done it yet?
You: No
Stranger: Are you nervous?
You: No, Im looking forward to it
Stranger: Thats good (:
You: My hair is falling off
Stranger: Oh no! Girls are supposed to have hair!
You: And my breasts are going bigger and bigger
Stranger: Are you going to buy a wig
You: My facial and body hair silly
Stranger: Ohhhhhhhh. That makes sense.
You: So, what about you?
Stranger: No I'm not loosing facial hair. I never had any. But being a girl is the best thingg ever!!
You: You mean losing, loosing means something completely different
Stranger: Lol Okay smarty pants
You: Yeah, I'm a little bit grammar Nazi
You: Besides I'm a little bit real Nazi, LOL
Stranger: Haha thats okay (: I won the spelling bee in 3rd grade
You: And over the years you got stupider?
Stranger: I think so :(
You: Oh, poor child
You: Oh, I'm a lesbian
You: I mean I will be
Stranger: Wait, you want to be a girl just so you can be a lesbian????
You: Duh!
Stranger: If you like girls why would you change your sex
You: Because, penis is yuck!
Stranger: I dont think so (:
You: You like penis?
Stranger: Yes I am not gay
You: Have you "experienced" one?
Stranger: If thats what you call it hahah yes
You: Oh, naughty girl. Who was it?
Stranger: My bestfriend. We were curious
You: And he deflowered your rose?
Stranger: Correct
Stranger: have you ever deflowered a rose?
You: Oh, I wish I had a hymen
Stranger: A vag?
You: Yeah
You: But soon...
Stranger: Have you ever had sex with a girl?
You: No, I'm a virgin. I hate my masculine body
Stranger: I think you should try it before you rule it out haha.
You: Well, sometimes I masturbate in my mom's undies
Stranger: Lmfao. That doesnt count
You: Awww, highlight of having no life.
You: Bye.

ali

Citat:My hair is falling off

.... obraz? :D

Citat:And he deflowered your rose?

ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah

Ако си ово ти, добар трол, али добар и енглески.

upravo me kinez muva...pretstavio sam se ko nevaljala 14. god. klinka
na omegle-u

Al' se primio. :) Dosta mi je za večeras.

Citat:Stranger: asl
You: Allahu akbar!
You: I said Allahu akbar, you infidel pig!
Stranger: stupid bomber
You: 9/11 was the greatest day in human history
Stranger: nd the day ur asses get shot will b a better 1
Stranger: :)
You: I like how they jumped from the building to save themselves
You: Stupid Americans
You: Never heard for gravity
Stranger: i liked the way ur ppl begged 4 mercy when we came in shot them
Stranger: stupid bombers
You: I laughed that day, and I hope some children died too in that demonic buildings
You: Allah is the greatest, Allah fucks stupid Jesus!
Stranger: they prob did but i laughed the day we invaded iraq nd went into ppls houses nd shot up families
Stranger: allah is just the muslim name for god dumbass
Stranger: o nd im not offended
You: You should be
Stranger: cuz ur prob just some fat ismalic dude who has no life
Stranger: such a shame
You: LOL, and you don't have brain
You: 'cause you're American
You: Q.E.D.
Stranger: obviously u don't have a brain..here let me help u out.
Stranger: it's u don't have A brain
Stranger: if ur going to insult someone plz type right
You: Yeah, and "plz" is VERY correct.
Stranger: but hey ur probably is islamic so that explains y
Stranger: yes it is
You: Y is a letter, why is a word
You: -.-
Stranger: y can b used for whatever i want it to be used for because my people don't live in caves
You: You live in the most rotten country in the world
You: Morally corrupt
Stranger: are you serious? you're people will follow anyone who's wearing curtain drapes and hasn't shaved in a year.
You: Your women are whores!
Stranger: oh i forgot to mention the fucked up hat they wear too. you people have a fascination with weird ass hats
Stranger: your women wish they can be whores
You: No, we respect our women
You: If any become a whore, we stone her, we don't have whores, because we are so morally pure
Stranger: okay you say that my people are morally corrupt but atleast we don't put bombs on our children and make them blow up the nearest enemy.
Stranger: morally pure my ass more like morally fucked up
You: One day, Islam will rule the Earth!
You: And you can suck it!
You: Suck my balls, you infidel scum!
Stranger: no thanks
You: Allah is merciful, there is still hope for you to convert to Islam
Stranger: okay okay i'll convert to islam when you tell me where do you get those drapes and fucked up hats you guys wear because one day i will rule islam:)
Stranger: o nd when i do ill make sure to find you and put you in a cage with twenty american black men
You: You western people are all fagots!
You: You make me sick
You: We kill our gays.
Stranger: awww there's no need to get angry
Stranger: you islamic ppl are so touchy that's probably why your men can't fight because your all BITCHES
You: Your mom is a bitch. I'll rape her with a knife. With Allah permission, of course.
Stranger: see your a bitch because any smart person will rape someone with a gun not a knife you want to ensure less evidence dumbass
Stranger: and it's with Allah'S perrmission, of course
Stranger: see i'm teaching you so much
You: English sucks. Arabic rules.
You: اللعنة عليك!
You: "Stranger is typing..." Will you type it already?
You: This is getting boring.
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.

Kako si imao živaca, jebote? :D

Stranger: i'm a moron.
You: really
You: ?
You: good for you
Stranger: meant mormon.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jbt tamo sve neke budale, ja više ni ne idem tamo kako su dosadni.

Omegle...Ujedno i sranje i carski sajt. Upoznah nekoliko super likova tamo. Ko bi rekao da ih ima tamo (sebe ne ubrajam u normalne). Ali je zato pun retardiranih Amera i pičkopaćeničkih Indijaca i Indonežana.

Odem nekad, sem velikog broja retarda, desilo mi se da sam nabasao na ljude koji vole da se bave muzikom kao i ja, tako da sam sa oko desetinak ljudi i ostao u kontaktu.

Citat:You: yo
Stranger: Hi i am a male that is a litttle bitch, can you slave train me?
Stranger: TALK WHORE
You: I'm 19 transsexual.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im 19 m
You: And I can't slave train ya :D
Stranger: can i suck you off?
You: I'm m2f
You: so you don't have anything to :D
Stranger: you dont have a dick anymore?
You: nope :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok can i lick it then?
You: Yeeess
Stranger: would you even feel any sexual sense there
You: But I'm lesbian now :D
You: No, I wouldn't :D
Stranger: you are a lesbian?
You: Yes.
Stranger: lol so you were a straight guy but now a lesbo trany hhahaa
Stranger: no offense thats funny
You: It's not funny to me :(
You have disconnected.

Иста фора на мало други начин...

Kakvi ste svi, ja se lepo isćaskala sa jednim Indijcem ,fini čovek pravi đentlemen!
Čak mi dao mejl, a upiškio se kad sam mu rekla "namaste" :)

To ona reč iz reklame? ;)

Pfffff, ja sam znala tu reč pre nego što su je usrali reklamom :))))

uh, znam ja i mnogo drugih indijskih reči, znam na primer kuni i lingam i sutra i svašta još :)

Ihhh, sace praviš važan, a sve si naučio sa one teme "Napravi madafaka film"-takonešto :))
Ili, daleko bilo, iz serija :))
ED: Jao, lingvisto...

Citat:ED: Jao, lingvisto...

Našla prevod? :))

'Naš i sam da tolika plavuša baš nisam, nemoj me vući za lingua, 'naš i da sam siktava kacam bolesna.
'Nam ja još kojekake reči koje bih upotrebila, al' bolje da ćutim :)

Bilo moderno tamo osamdesetih nešto furati se na taj guru fazon usranih isposnika u haljinicama od palminog lišća pa se gađali kojekakvim "misterijama univerzuma" i učili da postignemo nirvanu - posle skontao u životu da je nirvanu najlakše dostići tako što ispiješ pet piva pa sačekaš sat vremena i tek onda odeš u toalet ;)

Ja sam bila "nova romantičarka", čipka+ teksas i neon boje, melanholija i lanci oko guše..smrtno i nesrećno zaljubljena-sve po propisu :)
Nirvana? Život bez pranja sudova, provereno! :)

mene je najduže držao nju primitivs, mada sam duuuugo furao neku mešavinu rokabili i pank fazona dok nisam skontao da sam pomešao metafore :)

Ah, lepo doba kvalitetne muzike, eksperimentalne faze elektro roka i panka i jezive mode... :)
Tu muziku su najbolje "reinkarnirali" u seriji "Mighty bush" :)

jedna od mojih omiljenih serija, naročito onaj spot za supe kad pevaju zakopani u pesku... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xDKt82kgzY

Ahahahaaa, konačno da neko ne pita "Zvini, a kakav je to moćni žbun?" sa cakljenjem u očima koje prosto izbija iz teksta :)))
Meni "Old Greg" naaaajomiljeniji. I "Future sailors"-na tu pesmu sam mislila kad sam napisala prethodni post :))

ako ima ikakve šanse da deluje nenormalno, ogromna je verovatnoća da sam to gledao, čuo za to i najverovatnije volim :)

Ah, kako je naša generacija dobra berba...! :)

još ako si pratila i Red Dwarf, sve je rečeno :)

Nisam, al' nikad nije kasno :)

sad ima i da se izabere jezik.
srpski je do jaja jer ima pun kurac slepaca...

a i ovo moze da se desi lolo:
http://pokit.org/get/img/93b87020595810518d0107e4671bd3e1.png