Omegle

http://www.omegle.com
'aj'.

Evo upravo drkam nekog debosa.. Jos malo pa ću da vam raportiram :)

You: may the force be with you
Stranger: yeah it is luckily
You: im master yoda
Stranger: I'm luke skywalker...feel my wrath as i fight with my lightsaver
Stranger: RAHHHH!
Stranger: SHZOOOMB
Stranger: haha i feel slightly nerdy
You: i will teach you ways of jedi
Stranger: considering i don't to squat about star wars.
Stranger: *know
You: are you want to know secrets of force
Stranger: not really but go ahead i have a feeling i can't stop you.
You: first you must release your mind
You: you must stop watching porn
Stranger: yeah CHECK!
Stranger: haha i'm a girl.
You: did you close your tab
You: and girls watch porn
Stranger: i don't watch porn.
Stranger: not my way of entertainment
You: then you must close lady gaga
Stranger: sorry for the disappoint
Stranger: haha she is a freak...
You: she is on dark side
You: this is first condition
Stranger: yeah well that explains her being a freak
You: yes
You: you must give your body to me
You: free your mind
Stranger: Excuse me?
You: im not sexaul freek
Stranger: no not thinking that way.
Stranger: clear my mind
You: im 900 years old
Stranger: my mind is clear.
Stranger: yeah congrads
Stranger: whats your secret?
You: i take lsd every day
You: it help you
You: you must clear your mind
Stranger: ahh thats a great secret!!!
You: dont think you clear your mind, know you are
Stranger: ITs FReaking clear...i have told you.
Stranger: I'm waiting.
You: i see some dark peaces in back head of your mind
You: you think about some boy
Stranger: ahh tell me what they are.
Stranger: please tell me who he is...i have no clue who he is..
You: did some boy hurt you
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?! jk......NO.
You: im jedi master
You: i told you
Stranger: yes you did.
You: she trick you with some other girl
Stranger: Uhh i have never.
You: i mean, he trick you
You: that boy
Stranger: I have never been with a guy...in a relationship.
Stranger: or anything...near that.
You: so you are virgin
You: you have elements of Chosen One
Stranger: Yes...
You: you are last hope of Empire
Stranger: ahh thats too much pressure
You: no
Stranger: yes?
You: no
You: this is honor
Stranger: No?
Stranger: thank you...?
You: but you are young
Stranger: 17 to be exact
You: you must learn a lot of force
You: about force
You: im 900
You: and im old
Stranger: well i have plenty of time then right?

omegleeeeeeeeee

да очи моје?

Citat:Омегле проклет био!

Љубав мог живота, Мери из Финске... Пар сати куцали и ја рекох, ајд' животног сапутника да не не оставим на нету, ја направим МСН, јер је она само то имала и кад се инсталирао јебеммуматер рестартује ми се комп. Додао сам све Мери из Финске.

Мери иначе значи океан на том њиховом језику. Моја сродна душа тако остаде.

ДАНИМА САМ ПАТИО!

Isplak'o sam se!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: good morning
Stranger: 28m turkey
You: muslim
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u?
You: budism
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hehehe,čak ne znam ni jesam li dobro napisala.

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You: hey

Stranger: asl

You: 25

You: f

You: bosnia

You: U

Stranger: 15.m.uk

You: ooooooo

You: u r baby :D

Stranger: Hey!

Stranger: im not

Stranger: ... really

You: what r U then

You: a man

You: ???

Stranger: basically yeah

You: i don't belive U

You: but ok

You: if U say so

Stranger: well im as tall as a man and as strong as some men

You: that don't make u a men

Stranger: enlighten me

You: do U think like a men

You: du U fuck like a men

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: yeah

You: do U earn money like a men

Stranger: yeah actually

You: how is that posible

Stranger: what you mean

You: well how is posile that someone whoo is 15 fuck like a men

You: or think like a men

You: that is not posible

You: because u r not a men

Stranger: all men think a like and i have had sex many times, you may laugh coz im 15

Stranger: but not to sound cocky but if you saw my body you wouldnt be laughing, coz i workout at home everynight and go to the gym twice a week

You: all men do think a like, but u r not a men, u r 15

Stranger: jesus christ you dont know anything do you?

You: but u'r penis is not fouly grown

Stranger: from the age of like 11-12 you start to think like a man

Stranger: and ill take the penis thing as a compliment

Stranger: coz if its not fully grown then thats cool coz im already 8"

You: how long is that in cm

Stranger: idk 20 + something like that

15 godina a muskarac, jebac i obdaren djecak

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you love me?
Stranger: ABSOLUTELY!<3
You: :$
You: <3
You: My darling
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Do u love me?
You: Aaaaaah
You: i can't tell
You: how much
You: :)
Stranger: 1000000%
You: From where you are
Stranger: Usa
You: Nationality ?
Stranger: White mexican and arab mostly white though
You: Ah, you sun of bitch, i hate you, i hate you all suckers, fuck you, suck my dick!

= Омегле проклет био!
Љубав мог живота, Мери из Финске... Пар сати куцали и ја рекох, ајд' животног сапутника да не не оставим на нету, ја направим МСН, јер је она само то имала и кад се инсталирао јебеммуматер рестартује ми се комп. Додао сам све Мери из Финске.

Мери иначе значи океан на том њиховом језику. Моја сродна душа тако остаде.

ДАНИМА САМ ПАТИО! =
Znam kako ti je...Danilo iz Brazila... <3

Uveli su od skoro da možeš ti da postaviš pitanje i da drugo dvoje odgovara. Glupo je samo što ti ne možeš ništa da pišeš tokom njihovog razgovora, ali evo par situacija koje su bile vredne printskrinovanja. Evo šta sam pitao ljude. :))

http://www.mycity.rs/imgs3/1_93896181_feet.jpg
http://www.mycity.rs/imgs3/1_93896181_djovak.jpg

xD
http://www.mycity.rs/imgs3/1_93896181_kulen%20omegle.jpg

Haha, nisam znao za to s pitanjima.

Moje ispade hit:
http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/2212/unledxvy.png

Мене тео један лик да јебе јер сам му реко да сам шеснајстогодишњакиња из Румуније. Болеснији део је био кад сам му открио да сам типус, и и даље је тео да се нађемо...

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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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*Where did StefanKostić hide the/his sausage?

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Ја мислио да си женско...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo mane
Stranger: wassup
You: I love you !
Stranger: you too
Stranger: :D
You: would u buy me cotton candy?
Stranger: o yes :p
You: what about cloud?
Stranger: i would buy you 2
You: i want cloud more
Stranger: what about cloud cotton candy
You: with a fog on top
Stranger: yesumms
You: cloud puding sounds weard
Stranger: cloud frosting
Stranger: cloud cool whip
You: yea
You: thats it
You: i want some of that
Stranger: SUCK MY BALLS X2
You: lol
You: dont want to
You: u are rude
Stranger: but..
Stranger: lol im just kidding
You: me to
You: but this is good one
Stranger: whoah now
Stranger: whats a good one?
You: bf texts his gf
You: would u give me a blowjob?
You: and she answers
You: could u be a bit more romantic?
Stranger: LOLOLOL
You: he-give me a blowjob on the rain
Stranger: ?
Stranger: im confuzzled
You: why?
Stranger: i dont know what that last thing meant
You: she asked him could he be a bit more romantic
You: and he is asking the same but on the rain
You: rain>romantic
Stranger: ohhhh lololol okay got it
Stranger: funnay
Stranger: would you blow me
You: so what ya doin?
Stranger: blowin myself :o
You: u can do that?
Stranger: no jk i wish
Stranger: :D wut u doing
You: can u touch your anus with your dick?
Stranger: yea i think so
You: than fuck yourself
You have disconnected.

Само се ви зајебавајте, знам ликушу која за три године иде да живи с ликом што га ође нашла :Д Све договорено, само да с' ишколује у Србији :)

I onda je mrmot zavio cokoladu u foliju, jel da Vlado? :D

Видећемо, видећемо :D
(прочитаће та ово, најебаћу ако лепо кажем ништа од тога :D)

Kakvi ste svi, ja se lepo isćaskala sa jednim Indijcem ,fini čovek pravi đentlemen!
Čak mi dao mejl, a upiškio se kad sam mu rekla "namaste" :)

To ona reč iz reklame? ;)

Pfffff, ja sam znala tu reč pre nego što su je usrali reklamom :))))

uh, znam ja i mnogo drugih indijskih reči, znam na primer kuni i lingam i sutra i svašta još :)

Ihhh, sace praviš važan, a sve si naučio sa one teme "Napravi madafaka film"-takonešto :))
Ili, daleko bilo, iz serija :))
ED: Jao, lingvisto...

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Našla prevod? :))

'Naš i sam da tolika plavuša baš nisam, nemoj me vući za lingua, 'naš i da sam siktava kacam bolesna.
'Nam ja još kojekake reči koje bih upotrebila, al' bolje da ćutim :)

Bilo moderno tamo osamdesetih nešto furati se na taj guru fazon usranih isposnika u haljinicama od palminog lišća pa se gađali kojekakvim "misterijama univerzuma" i učili da postignemo nirvanu - posle skontao u životu da je nirvanu najlakše dostići tako što ispiješ pet piva pa sačekaš sat vremena i tek onda odeš u toalet ;)

Ja sam bila "nova romantičarka", čipka+ teksas i neon boje, melanholija i lanci oko guše..smrtno i nesrećno zaljubljena-sve po propisu :)
Nirvana? Život bez pranja sudova, provereno! :)

mene je najduže držao nju primitivs, mada sam duuuugo furao neku mešavinu rokabili i pank fazona dok nisam skontao da sam pomešao metafore :)

Ah, lepo doba kvalitetne muzike, eksperimentalne faze elektro roka i panka i jezive mode... :)
Tu muziku su najbolje "reinkarnirali" u seriji "Mighty bush" :)

jedna od mojih omiljenih serija, naročito onaj spot za supe kad pevaju zakopani u pesku... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xDKt82kgzY

Ahahahaaa, konačno da neko ne pita "Zvini, a kakav je to moćni žbun?" sa cakljenjem u očima koje prosto izbija iz teksta :)))
Meni "Old Greg" naaaajomiljeniji. I "Future sailors"-na tu pesmu sam mislila kad sam napisala prethodni post :))

ako ima ikakve šanse da deluje nenormalno, ogromna je verovatnoća da sam to gledao, čuo za to i najverovatnije volim :)

Ah, kako je naša generacija dobra berba...! :)

još ako si pratila i Red Dwarf, sve je rečeno :)

Nisam, al' nikad nije kasno :)

sad ima i da se izabere jezik.
srpski je do jaja jer ima pun kurac slepaca...

a i ovo moze da se desi lolo:
http://pokit.org/get/img/93b87020595810518d0107e4671bd3e1.png