Omegle

http://www.omegle.com
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Валсинар је победио!

Stranger: hi
You: добар дан
You: како си?
Stranger: the game, you just lost it
You: ПРЕЛОЛ

You: You are my idol
Stranger: my name is Alex
You: Nice to meet ya I am Cockus
Stranger: im a 16yo boy in colorado USA
You: Me too,just in Romania,me fuck sheep
Stranger: nive thats wher transylvania is
You: Close too,but I dont like vampyres,my grandma was one
Stranger: so ur like 1/4 vampire?
You: Well I suppose
Stranger: the son oh a dampire. cool
You: But vampyres really exist,I dont get why people see them as ledgends
You: legends*
Stranger: do they?
You: Well,not like people imagine them
You: Not like in comics
You: or movies
You: Especially not like twilight
Stranger: lol then how r they in RL?
You: Well they have disease(forgot its name) which gives them a urge to drink blood
You: But they usually satisfy it by drinking chicken or horse blood
Stranger: is this like a mental illness or can u catch it?
You: I dont have that urge,but I met some
You: None of that
You: Its
You: How do you call it when people have it in one generation?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: im not sure what u mean
You: Well lets call it inherited
Stranger: i see
You: And those kind of people dont have that urge all of the time
You: on some special dates
You: forgot which ones
You: it comes like addiction
Stranger: can u find out what its called real quick and tell me?
You: Umm its 3:25 AM and my brain is working really slow,but i dont have a clue where from I should start my search
Stranger: oh dude i really want to know
You: Google it,i just cannot remember
You: It has some fucked up name
Stranger: theres no way ima find it
You: Oh yeah,in some cases,albino people have that disease
You: or urge,whatever
Stranger: can u give it to someone by biting them?
You: Hahah noooo
You: Thats a supersticion,supported by movies
You: But in some rare cases you can my getting your blood mixed with theirs
You: by*
Stranger: is it called hematophagy?
You: Umm don't think so
You: Its normal for animals to drink blood
You: thats hematophagy,right?
Stranger: yes
You: Well human hematophagy is usually connected with drinking blood like dish,or adding a flavour to a meal
Stranger: damn
You: But this what I am talking about is more non-human
You: Too complicated
Stranger: damn dude if u find out what it is email me enforceralex@hotmail.com
You: I will,no worries,just im not sure that im going to find it,but hey,who knows?
Stranger: yeah maybe talk to ur parents or elderly folks
You: You actually believed that?
You: lol
You have disconnected. Lik poverovao u moderni vampirizam..Stej tjuned

tranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: Horny f?
You: ou yeah
Stranger: Cyber sex ?
You: yes
Stranger: What would u do to me
You: I wear shorts and a mop
You: i am very horny
Stranger: Talk dirty
You: I am your dirty bitch
Stranger: Wat would u do
Stranger: I'm gettin bired
Stranger: Bored
You: i am 18 centimeters
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Омегле проклет био!

Љубав мог живота, Мери из Финске... Пар сати куцали и ја рекох, ајд' животног сапутника да не не оставим на нету, ја направим МСН, јер је она само то имала и кад се инсталирао јебеммуматер рестартује ми се комп. Додао сам све Мери из Финске.

Мери иначе значи океан на том њиховом језику. Моја сродна душа тако остаде.

ДАНИМА САМ ПАТИО!

Хахах, Фете, не верујем... Ја сам с мојом остао у контакту. :) Који смо...

http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/8/8360/8560755.jpg

То Јогурте, знаш кад брате к'о са собом самим да причам. Музика, размишљања, све, све. Још је притом фина, а сигурно је и лепа, мада то на крају и није битно.

Каже она мени, видиш колико вам Амери набише то да сте на истоку, кад ти мислиш да сам ја у временској зони иза, а у ствари сам испред. ТУ МЕ ЈЕ ОСВОЈИЛА

Јебига, тебрекс, шта да ти кажем... :(

У, јеботе, и ја сам с овом мојом из неке селендре у Низоземској имао тај трип са временским зонама. :)

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: I challenge you!
Stranger: ok
You: Guess where I'm from by asking me 7 yes or no questions!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u from like north america
You: No.
Stranger: south america
You: No.
Stranger: Europe
You: No.
Stranger: Africia
You: No.
Stranger: Asia
You: No.
Stranger: Alstralia
You: No.
Stranger: thats all the continents
You: No.
You: There is still one.
Stranger: antartica
You: No.

ЦАР КОБЈАСНИО!

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Имам ја постер са омегла.

http://vukajlija.com/zabava/posteri/78260-trol-u-srcu

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: what is asl
Stranger: age/sex/locationi
You: I no age, no sex and no location im alien
Stranger: wow. let's fuck
You: ahahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: :D
You: lol
You: Do u belive in aliena?
Stranger: who is she?
You: *alien
Stranger: Aliena, the Mother Alien
You: LOL
You: Where u from?
Stranger: Sweden, you?
You: Serbia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Па сад, да је ово троловање...

Ma kakvo trolovanje, car se isključio jer je iz Srbije. Ponekad tako volim to što sam iz Bosne. A čekaj, to je isti kurac...

Е давно беше, ал' нашо ја да се представљам као неки муџахедин или шта већ и дође лик који почне да сере да је из јамајке, и ту зајебавамо један другог, кад на крају укапирах да је лик из Србије.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ша има брате.
You: Јебеш ли шта ?
You: Не јебеш, знам.
You: Не јебем ни ја
You: Шта да радиш.
You: Такав је живот.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

JamesBond
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ша има брате.
You: Јебеш ли шта ?
You: Не јебеш, знам.
You: Не јебем ни ја
You: Шта да радиш.
You: Такав је живот.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bila je aktuelna na Omeglu jedno vreme fora sa osmicom, pa kad napisete strancu say osam, dobijete odgovor na kurac te nosam, iako je pre toga pisao na engleskom i rekao da je iz Nemaacke, pokrajina Bavarska.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi there !
You: hi
Stranger: I'm looking for girl with big tits and/or nice butt :3
You: ook
You: i will show you my butt and tits
You: if you send me first picture of your dick :)
Stranger: really ? :p
You: relally
Stranger: wait a sec
Stranger: but ...
Stranger: Let me take a pic
Stranger: just a sec :3
You: im waiting
Stranger: i'm uploading it
You: ok
Stranger: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/405/picture1kj.jpg/
Stranger: try this
You have disconnected.

jedno deset minuta sam ga čekao da upload sliku.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kraljveski :)

Evo neka moja sprdancija sa Indijcem nekim...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M 22
You: F 17
Stranger: name
You: Jessy
Stranger: from
You: UK
You: u ?
Stranger: india
Stranger: omi
You: UK once ruled India.
Stranger: what u wear???
You: We owned your muslim ass.
Stranger: what u wear?
You: Perfume.
Stranger: can i fuck u?
You: No, your an Indian, you can only be salves .
You: Like work with cotton and stuff.
Stranger: oki
Stranger: one day u come to know
You: I didn't know you had computers there ?
You: Strange..
Stranger: frget bcoz of persons like u there is partiality between world
You: I agree. You should pick up cotton. I don't get why you don't. You are like made for it.
Stranger: what cotton wht u know about india?
You: It's a muslim country, and once we owned your ass.
Stranger: hehehe
You: We came with ships and soldiers, and it was like: paw, paw , paw ,paw booom.
You: And then you picked up cotton.
Stranger: first read about india
You: Haha, read about picking up cotton ?
You: No thank you.
Stranger: u don't know anythng
You: How can you talk to me like that. I'm like 10 times better then you.
Stranger: no u r not
You: I have a life, and all you ppl do is pick up cotton.
You: and work on the field for the white master
You: WORK YOU SLAVE !
Stranger: hehehe... about which country u read??
You: I don't need to read. I'm British , I know :)
Stranger: hahaha
You: poor slave..
Stranger: u r realy idiot n inmatuare
Stranger: read and get back 2 me
You: you are really poor..
You: and we own your ass.
You: India is a part of the UK.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u shud b comidian
Stranger: thanks... for making me smile
Stranger: where u lost?
You: I'm not lost.
You: I'm British.
Stranger: so what
Stranger: hehehe....:) read dear n get back to me
You: Oh, I'm not gonna waist my royal time on you.
You: Go work slave.
You have disconnected.

Kakvi ste svi, ja se lepo isćaskala sa jednim Indijcem ,fini čovek pravi đentlemen!
Čak mi dao mejl, a upiškio se kad sam mu rekla "namaste" :)

To ona reč iz reklame? ;)

Pfffff, ja sam znala tu reč pre nego što su je usrali reklamom :))))

uh, znam ja i mnogo drugih indijskih reči, znam na primer kuni i lingam i sutra i svašta još :)

Ihhh, sace praviš važan, a sve si naučio sa one teme "Napravi madafaka film"-takonešto :))
Ili, daleko bilo, iz serija :))
ED: Jao, lingvisto...

ED: Jao, lingvisto...

Našla prevod? :))

'Naš i sam da tolika plavuša baš nisam, nemoj me vući za lingua, 'naš i da sam siktava kacam bolesna.
'Nam ja još kojekake reči koje bih upotrebila, al' bolje da ćutim :)

Bilo moderno tamo osamdesetih nešto furati se na taj guru fazon usranih isposnika u haljinicama od palminog lišća pa se gađali kojekakvim "misterijama univerzuma" i učili da postignemo nirvanu - posle skontao u životu da je nirvanu najlakše dostići tako što ispiješ pet piva pa sačekaš sat vremena i tek onda odeš u toalet ;)

Ja sam bila "nova romantičarka", čipka+ teksas i neon boje, melanholija i lanci oko guše..smrtno i nesrećno zaljubljena-sve po propisu :)
Nirvana? Život bez pranja sudova, provereno! :)

mene je najduže držao nju primitivs, mada sam duuuugo furao neku mešavinu rokabili i pank fazona dok nisam skontao da sam pomešao metafore :)

Ah, lepo doba kvalitetne muzike, eksperimentalne faze elektro roka i panka i jezive mode... :)
Tu muziku su najbolje "reinkarnirali" u seriji "Mighty bush" :)

jedna od mojih omiljenih serija, naročito onaj spot za supe kad pevaju zakopani u pesku...

Ahahahaaa, konačno da neko ne pita "Zvini, a kakav je to moćni žbun?" sa cakljenjem u očima koje prosto izbija iz teksta :)))
Meni "Old Greg" naaaajomiljeniji. I "Future sailors"-na tu pesmu sam mislila kad sam napisala prethodni post :))

ako ima ikakve šanse da deluje nenormalno, ogromna je verovatnoća da sam to gledao, čuo za to i najverovatnije volim :)

Ah, kako je naša generacija dobra berba...! :)

još ako si pratila i Red Dwarf, sve je rečeno :)

Nisam, al' nikad nije kasno :)

sad ima i da se izabere jezik.
srpski je do jaja jer ima pun kurac slepaca...

a i ovo moze da se desi lolo:
http://pokit.org/get/img/93b87020595810518d0107e4671bd3e1.png