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Power metal: Gej ili steramtitip?

146 odgovoraposlednji 28. jan 2011.
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What does a metalhead say when asked "Why did the chicken crossed the road ?"

Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

W.A.S.P.: To fuck something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

Type O Negative: ...

Sentenced: To end its misery.

Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

Satan Panonski: JER JE BILA BLUDNAAAAAAAAAAA I TREBA TRPITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

(ubaci ime power metal benda): To fly on the wings of destiny!

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...

Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?

Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!

Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!

Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!

Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Evergrey: It went in search of truth

Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?

Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..

Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, taht is where it falls apart...

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

Symphony X - To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there

Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se....

Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...

Impaled Northern Moonforest: aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIII IIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.

Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!

Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars...

Bal-sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...

Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!

Andromeda: Chicken = 2 chicken

Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

Mayhem: To worship satan!

Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...

Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua solo"

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...

Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to dublin!

Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!

Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! bagpipeskrijeeesht*

Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...

Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!

Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...

Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

Turbonegro: Chicken's got erection.

Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green

Undercode: To raise his wings, cuz he knows who he is!

SK

Vrlo poučan text. Vidimo da pola ovih bendova pjeva o zmajevima, vilenjacima, pičkama materinama, uzdizanjima, jebemliga a ovi ostali ili pjevaju o jebanju ili o sotoni. Vrlo zanimljivo.

SE

@skocimis
a inace to su svi metal bendovi koji postoje i samo o tome i pjevaju, daj molim te, ne prdi....

SK

Liku, pročitaj text pa usavrši mozak. Ja i ne slušam te metalike (možda poneku) tako da mi je ovaj tekst sve što znam o njima.

SE

pa ti ako baziras misljenje na ovom tekstu, koji je ocigledno zajebancija, treba da "usavrsis mozak"....

RO

Ne razumem te bendove koji pevaju o zmajevima i tako tome.
Sta jedu govna koje picke materine?

SE

pa ja mislim da su mnogi od njih inspirisani srednjim vjekom i vitezovima i mozda nekim legendama i tako to, tako da tu spadaju i zmajevi sta znam. e sad u pocetku je sigurno bilo od svega po malo i kontam da je bilo zanimljivo i o zmajevima, ali jebem mu mater sad svaki drugi PM bend pjeva o njima, tako da su izlizali tu temu toliko da je preraslo u klise. jebem li ga ne znam ko je poceo prvi sa zmajevima...

CR

Manowar su paljevine, svaka pesma je paljevina ... a svi mi volimo paljevinu.

Jedini gej metal za koji ja znam je ..... Halford? I ako Judase slušam to moram da priznam .... Halford je gej ... lmao

SE

@Ajvar
a najjace kad sam saznao na sta se u stvari odnosi ona pjesma Dzudas Prista "Jawbreaker" srusio se moj cijeli svijet :D
ali iako je pjevac gej oni nisu gej, msm zvuk nije gej uopste, a o tome raspravljamo u ovoj temi

MI

Ako je Rob gej. Ipak je on legenda, dozvoljeno mu je. Pa nek je gej 100 puta, uvek ce biti najbolji. Ja kad sam cuo za breaking the law, kad je on to napisao bilo je zabranjeno primati ga u ****. I prisoner of your eyes, ne mogu da zamislim da je to neko pevao muskarcu. I pored toga sto im je vokal gej, judas je bas ne-gej, i imaju one klasicne metal pesme sa tematikom ubij-jebi-zapali-siluj-ubij.... A ko ne zna za jawbreaker:
" 'Jawbreaker' is about cocksucking. Let me think what some of the words are... Things like 'waiting to recoil', and - oh god, let me think... Anyway, it was all to do with a dick. An erect dick. It was just so blatantly obvious to me, or for another gay man. What's a 'jawbreaker'? It's a big dick. For a straight man, it's, 'Oh, man, are you gonna smash me in the face and break my jaw?'."

- Rob Halford

i da, dolaze Judasi i vajtsnejk prvog jula u arenu..

CR

Zato kažem koja je fora da kažemo da je recimo power metal gej kad je pravi metal koji su pevali pristovi kao i ove novije solo stvari Roba dolaze iz grla geja a u isto vreme su jebeno do jaja (ono kao gej malo?) Treba da se nađe nova uvreda jebiga, jer gej osebe znaju da prave pravi metal lmao

EJ

Alo, čemu spika ovde o Džudasima kad oni nisu power? Svašta.

Drugo, kada se kaže za muziku da je gej to ne znači da članovi benda koji pevaju to vole muškarce. Šta bukvališete? Helford može da bude gej koliko hoće, kad je jedan od najvećih jebača u metal muzici. I Džudasi su sve samo ne gej. Džudasi jebu.

Ako vas zanima šta je gej muzika, poslušajte Hemerfol.

CR

Aha izvođač može da bude gej ali njegova muzika može da bude strejt. Bem ti što je to dubokoumno :P A tako može i likovi da budu strejt ali njihova muzika se hefta u dupe? Onda jeste muzika hemerfola voli kitu :P

ED

Ух како сам се ложио на пова метал кад сам био мађан пастув ја... лиииииииииииииииииии! Сад ми је некако... смешан...

ЏИ

Одакле ти, пастуве? Зар не рече да пиратерија има лош звук?
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