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Arhiva187 odgovora· poslednji 27. jul 2015.
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iSharky7. dec 2008.

Овде стављајте линкове комичара, без разлике дали су stand-up комичари, вентрилоквисти или и једно и друго и треќе.

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bata29. nov 2009.

Dobar je Lopez dobar,ice cream make me dizzy..hahhaha..

E sad veliki majstor Lee Evans,najenergicniji komicar ikada,gomila gestakulacije,facijalne ekspresije,pantomime,trcanja,skakanja.. kao veverica na red bull-u je,treba dobrih 5 min. da ga slusas kako bi se navikao na brzinu govora,ko voli ovakvu vrstu stand up-a uzivace,nema bolje od ovog lika..
Lee Evans Big Tour 2008 Part 1/14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alDtWeSHOn0

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iSharky4. dec 2009.

bato, мрзим те, то сам ја планирао да постирам следеќе :-@

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bata24. dec 2009.

Jos nesto od velikog majstora: George Carlin - Modern Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkCR-w3AYOE&feature=related

"I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfTqHw0N7v4&feature=related

Tommy Cooper - Незнам шта да кажем о њему, веома је специфичан, ни сам незна дали је маѓионичар, дали је комичар или нешто треќе али је свакако добар.

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Mrs.Raven7. mar 2013.

Ja nisam ni pokušavala, nisam nešto pri lovi, a morala bi da kupim dve i da podmitim nekog da ide samnom. :(

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Meśa16. mar 2014.

Odgledah seriju Luija CK (ne Lucky Louie no samo Louie) i njegove stend ap nastupe, razbija.

One Night Stand: Bill Hicks

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0148554/

Ođe je više od pola materijala iz Sane Man prepričano ali eto isto sedmica zato što su prilično dobre fore. Titlove nisam našao.

ME
Meśa7. jul 2015.

Jim Jefferies: I Swear to God

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1439235/

"When retarded people cum, do they look normal for a second?"

Ima prilično jednoličnih fora i vulgarštine. pretpostavljam da je zato što je popio 3-4 točena piva tokom nastupa a podosta je smiješan.

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Pajo Dačak7. jul 2015.

Dzefris objasnjava na vise nivoa, jes da mu je svaka druga cunt ili cock, ali nekako pristaju uz price!

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Стеван7. jul 2015.
Pajo Dačak

Dzefris objasnjava na vise nivoa, jes da mu je svaka druga cunt ili cock, ali nekako pristaju uz price!

А пичка и говно? :DDD

то се зове прави пост на правој теми ^

7. jul 2015.
ME
Meśa8. jul 2015.

Jim Jefferies: BARE

Dosta prijatan nastup, većinom su muško-ženski odnosi a i dosta fora je prosuo, morao sam se smijati.

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